Random shit about Bitches.

rottenfruitloop: gaymzee: hey homeslices it’s jordyn i hit post limit “Hey homeslices” … Look...

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:51:03 -0400

gaymzee:

hey homeslices it’s jordyn i hit post limit

“Hey homeslices”

…

Look at what just happens to be on my shirt that I’m wearing.

looks like Aquat1c doesn’t know the definition of pimpin’.

rottenfruitloop: ladypudding: douchecookie: juniormintcloud: ...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:32:43 -0400

rottenfruitloop:

ladypudding:

douchecookie:

juniormintcloud:

theinsanitycomplex:

miramoondarling:

ataraxiansmile:

maple-butterflies:

italys-ovaries:

incognito—amadeus:

kyrianne:

graphicspuddle:

sanctimony:

strangersway:

kanjisbutt:

i’d appreciate if you didnt fuck me with my wall

…Why would you fuck me with a bowl.

wait no don’t put my lava lamp up there nO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO

an old joystick controller

at least it’s the appropriate shape

listerine bottle

jesus christ that’s gonna burn

I only reblogged this because the item to my right is MY NEW RAINBOW DASH TOY.

AUGH.

A spoon

With ice cream

A set of 11 chocolate-stained muffin cups

my iPhone. Ew.

Scissors on top of my laptop charger. ahhhhhh paaaain

My calculator? OH HELL NO. I need that thing for school.

Also it is 3x1x6.5 inches.

(Graphing caluculator X/ that would be EXTREMELY uncomfortable)

colored pencils.

a hanger

nO

a fUCKING LOVE SEAT

PLEASE NO

My homestuck tag—?

Ohmygod. My keyboard?

… Anus unprepared.

laugh-addict: more funny posts here!

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:01:02 -0400

laugh-addict:

more funny posts here!

rilakkumalove: the-drops-of-jupiter: forever-swim: It’s a...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:47:19 -0400

rilakkumalove:

the-drops-of-jupiter:

forever-swim:

It’s a tumblr rule: always reblog this when you see it on your dash. ALWAYS.

omg had me in tears, im seeing this, everybody watch this!

i used to be bullied a lot in my old town/school for being a shy, asian girl, im just glad i moved and made so many friends

Hey Katy.

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:23:28 -0400

Haters gonna hate.

when youre on the farris wheel..

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 11:14:44 -0400

laugh-addict:

your friend shakes it:

and im like:

laugh-addict.com

Empathy Test

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:11:50 -0500

Empathy Test:

alicethemadhatter:

captainbootyshorts:

dry-moist-towelette:

sweet-laecheln:

a-little-musing:

teaandcakenomitynom:

icepelt:

cutiekekegirl:

tartaricing:

stpitbull:

zoomalark:

clownprince-of-crime:

_{0 - 32 = low
(most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average
(most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum}

Your score: 27

54

I just have a lot of feelings

70

are you fucking kidding me

36 :|

66..

IS THIS GOOD..

OR BAD..

15

Holy Freaking Crap

62

I sort of expected around that :3

21.

Oh dear, I’m going into counselling :’D

20.

…oops

26 Welp. Another proof that I’m a cold hearted bitch.

11

haha beat you all

Lol 30

10

…Oh, darn.

Alrighty then.

alicethemadhatter: shimejiterezi: fleefa: pimp-status: murder...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:28:07 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

shimejiterezi:

fleefa:

pimp-status:

murder-status:

danicojo:

heir-of-dreams:

kiddfox:

moldyspoons:

soigavvethatbitchawwhale:

i-am-bro-it-is-me:

caw-cawmotherfuckers:

hydroxynitrossium:

mistakeofgrandeur:

perfectrelationships:

Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick.

If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them.

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends.

This is not fake.

Oh fuck, this was on the news today.

son of a…
ohmyfucking …
fuck. you. omg.

omg.

BITCH NIGGA IN THE CLOSET WHAT THE FUCK

NGFRTYHJKINUB, scared shitless ok.

son of a bleep bloop

omg. y me!?!?!

Reading everything almost caused me to choke on my bread.

better safe than sorry

THE COMMENTS

shit nigga

” If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. “

i dont have a closet

what now

sob

Anyone else think the hanging coats sorta look like Slenderman?

JUST TO BE SAFE……

lol i love how the time is so specific. xD

btw that face is fucking creepy as hell

my closet is in my bathroom. and i’m pretty sure my dog could destroy that thing.

so….

signal boost.

lol

I’m reblogging because it looks like a goblin wanted to photobomb some gangsta azn niggas.

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Omg that comment

But I don’t have a closet.

dude.

this is the fourth time i’ve seen this.

ohmygod. 226 minutes or howeverlongthatshittakes has passed several times.

GUYS.

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SEE THIS

I’VE GOT 4 DEATH DATES

alicethemadhatter: ladypudding: narr-the-magic-dragon: superfa...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:13:55 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

ladypudding:

narr-the-magic-dragon:

superfantabulosity:

rasuzu:

derperistical:

dhemon:

Something Borrowed

FUck

well

…

…

spirited away

uHHHHHHHHHH

Autopsy.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yes good.

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

Fuck that.

don’t ask why but

the thornberries movie

… HOYL SHIT I CNA TLAKM TO ANIMALS

Con-air

WELL

THE WOMAN IN BLACK HOLY SHI—

full movie would’ve been Star Trek.

GUYS I TALK WITH PAUSES INBETWEEN MY SENTENCES.

partly movie would’ve been The Happening.

FUCK YEAH, I’M MARK WAHLBERG.

alicethemadhatter: narr-the-magic-dragon: britains-dick: segas...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:08:37 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

narr-the-magic-dragon:

britains-dick:

segastarlit:

MAGICAL ALIEN

Lovely Rose~

berserk mon

＼（・ｖｖｖ｀）／ rawr desu

Happy spirit monster.

Masked sadist.

….what?

This probably explains my whole life.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:46:22 -0500

THIS EXPLAINS SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE.

MY GOD.

42.

Alice made me cry

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:57:17 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

natsumilovesherbitches:

tears of joy okay

Alice makes me cry sometimes.

But that’s because she makes me happy.

According to the Map Of Panem...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:24:20 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

fennecat:

alicethemadhatter:

…I’d be underwater.

~~I can’t swim guys I’m dead according to The Hunger Games.~~

#2, YEAH. Go ahead guys make fun of Kansas now. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. actually i forget what was 2 again? I just know the lower numbers are the richer districts or something right?

District Two=Mining and shit. Manufactures weapons. Has better treatment from the Capitol than everyone else. ~~The only good about it is Cato in my opinion.~~

Goddamnit.

AGRICULTURE? I DON’T WANT TO GROW FUCKING CROPS AND BREAD AND SHIT.

FUCK THAT SHIT.

Yes. I'm doing it.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:29:00 -0500

I’m going to school monday wearing a sign that says “Fuck Niggas”.

Now now, children.

I’m not a racist.

Not all the time.

It’s better than having your ass touched by multiple men.

Kayne look, I’m proud of you, but that other black guy had it first. Of all time, of ALL time.

Hey. Katy. Hey. I CAN HAVE SWAG TOO.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:52:54 -0500

Hey.

Katy.

Hey.

I CAN HAVE SWAG TOO.

LOL.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:53:05 -0500

I play Badminton too roughly.

;U;.

It’s not my fault the others don’t get as active as me.

alicethemadhatter: julierrsss: skyscr4p3r: REBLOG AND...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:41:30 -0500

alicethemadhatter:

julierrsss:

skyscr4p3r:

REBLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE PICTURE. wait for 5 sec, and press skip. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.

This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.

Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.

Ok this is amazing

I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.

omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares

Omfg, yes. It’s back!

so cool

I’ll just reblog this again.

I don’t know about you, but when my lights switch turns off, my hair always turns into a giant tree thing that emits into a bunch of distorted like creations.

Well, Uh. This has attracted my attention.

PROCEED WITH THE MINDFUCKING.

What.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:28:38 -0500

ALICE.

WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PART OF SEXLAND.

THE FUCK.

I’m seriously sitting here, and this ad for ‘Alice in Sexland’ comes up.

Silly advertisers.

~~I can read that later on tonight.~~

You’re ridiculous. I wouldn’t fall for that.

HEY, MATT?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:47:51 -0500

I’m just casually sneaking on your blog that ~~I might have saved the information to via Firefox~~ I left open on Firefox.

FIRST POST LULZ.

Love,

Alice. <3

Photo

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:31:11 -0500